TERMS OF SERVICE

By accessing any data on this device you agree that I may access, in turn, any device, service, and any data on any of your devices public, private, or secret- including, but not limited to, trade secrets, state secrets, or any other classified or restricted materials you have in your devices, by any means I deem appropriate and at any time I deem it necessary.

All rights and remedies to these acts are hereby waived, and I shall be held harmless for any loss, embarrassment, or public outrage or ridicule if such data becomes public.

Access of this device or any data connected to it or other devices connected to this device is deemed acceptance of these terms and constitutes a digital signature of any person or any corporate or state entity they may represent or act through.

There shall be no arbitration.

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